Particle Accelerator

This Week's Tuesday Update:

Caveman Dan

• Invent Particle Accelerator  

Yep.  What you just read above? ... yes, it's totally happening.  Caveman Dan is going to cast of the shackles of the stereotypes that plague those of his era, and show that cavemen can invent beyond the club, or the wheel, or the club on wheels—for our friend Dan shall create a particle accelerator.

Wipe your tears.  Caveman Dan doesn't want to see you cry, even though he knows those are tears of amazement and wonder—tears of hope for the downtrodden.  Caveman Dan wants you to know that you can do it too.  He believes in you.

So make sure you help Caveman Dan embark upon his new quest to build a particle accelerator.  Submit your commands!  Forget about finding his precious meat.  The meat can wait.  There is SCIENCE to be done!