The Beard: The Untold Story

I hadn't realized my beard was really any good for anything other than coming across as deep and thoughtful. But no, there is more than simply stroking the beard like a philosopher. Here's what happened... I went swimming.

To all you no-beards out there, I pity you greatly. I had no idea how cool is feels to swim with a long beard. The beard exhibits drag in the water so it kind of pulls on your chin and you can feel the water sifting through it in a supremely neat way. I just have to say, tis so neat feeling. I just kept swinging my face around in the water it was so cool.

Anyway, everyone who CAN experience this, totally should let that beard grow. The time is now!